Bila kt kolej......Bila kt umah..

Bila kt kolej....
Ble ade klas pagi kne bgn awl..mandi air sjuk..brrr...
Bila kt umah....
Xkesah bgn pagi kul bpe pn, mandi air pns..aaahh.....

Bila kt kolej....
Kpale da set da, dtg uitm nk blaja, so buku akn sntiasa diatas meja..tgl nk bkk ataupn tidak. hehe
Bila kt umah....
Byk btol dugaan yg dtg..komputer ade..playstation ade..buku pn ade gk, tp buku conan. bes kn? bes kn? haha

Bila kt kolej....
Tiap kali nk mkn kne bayar..kdg2 tu kne la saving sket..
Bila kt umah....
Nk mkn free jer..pi dapur bkk saji..tada...hehe

Bila kt kolej....
Mknn bes2...ade ayam grg tepung, begedil, candawan grg, milo ais,tempoyak, da sgbnye..tgl nk bli ataupn tidak...Tp nk bli kne la turun pi gerai ataupn ke dewan mkn a.k.a Dining
Bila kt umah....
Mknn..bkn nk kte xbes. xmnepati slera. tp ble da kne mskn yg sdap,mmg bpinggan2 aku lahap. Lg bes kalu kkk aku blk umah. kdg2 die blanje mkn kt lua. cm td. nyam2..hehe

Bila kt kolej....
Pakaian sume kne bsh sndri. Duk la ngankut bj2 kotor dr Blok C ke blok A. Fuh..xla jauh sgt. Nk bsh plak kne kuakan Rm2.00. Kalu sket, bsh gne tgn jer. Free lak tu. Rajen kn??
Bila kt umah....
Ade bj kotor? ha msk dlm besen. Kumpul byk2 nnt bsh sesame ngn bj2 yg laen. keh2.

Bila kt kolej....
Lpas da bsh msti la kne jmur bj tuh. Skali lg, duk ngangkut bj tu pi kt ampaian. Ampaian la ampaian..kalu xbnasib baek, mmg xde tmpt la nk jmur bj. Pnuh. T'utama ari ahad. Tpaksa la jmur dlm bilik. XP
Bila kt umah....
Kua umah je da nmpk ampaian. Lalala..mari mjemur pkaian... =)

Bila kt kolej....
Perkhidmatan komputer yg dsediakan sgt mnarik. Ram 2Gb, bserta kapasiti HD bpe tah. Siap dgn grafik card ape aku pn lpe da.tau maen jer. Tp tu kt bilik aku jela. Rakan pnye. hehe
Bila kt umah....
Err..Dgn Ram yg suku dr kt kolej, kapasiti yg da nk pnuh, bserta feature2 yg hampir mletupkn kom ni. keh2

Bila kt kolej....
Kalu nk gne intenet tu mmg la pyh. Nk bkk intenet kne register dlu. gne sistem mcm prepaid tu. 'Bayar-n-guna'. aha. harap je byr, tp kelajuan, hampeh. ikut nasib korg la..kalu laju tu laju la..kalu slow tu. lain mse la bkk..naseb baek bkn gne duit aku. hehe
Bila kt umah....
Capaian internet? Jgn risau! Bkk pc anda dan...tada! 24jam internet tanpa henti. Tp nk wtpe pn kt intenet nih. adeh....Yahoo! messenger jela gamaknye..

Bila kt kolej....
Tilam dpt sndri2. xde nk gduh2 rebut tilam...
Bila kt umah....
Tilam secara kasarnya cukup. Tp ble semua warga umah da blk. ha...pk2 la nk tdo ktner. cm skang ni. mne plak la aku nk tdo ni nnt...hu. Sofa la jwpnye.

Bila kt kolej....
Rakan2 dkeliling anda. Sentiasa bersosial..wlaupn lme klamaan xde pape pn. Tiada sbb utk anda bsn...eh yeke? Aku sokmo la bsn..posing2 bilik rakan 3,4 kali pn bsn gk. hua...
Bila kt umah....
Nk jmpe rakan kne la contact dlu.."Alo! ko ktner? blk xmgu ni??"..kalu x, xla. kalu blk,xsmestinye nk jmpe korg ye dok? Tp xpe..family ade kn =)

Bila kt kolej....
Korg cbe2 la pk kt mne korg nk mrayau ye..bandar jengka? da mcm umah aku da..wlaupn sgt jarang skali kua ke bandar. Temerloh? Kuantan? Jrantot? xde pape la kt ctu...
Bila kt umah....
Ha..ckp jela korg nk pi mne...Midvalley? Sunway Pyramid? Bukit Raja? Shah Alam Mall? Dgn pengangkutan yg bpatutan, msti korg pi pnye. huhu.


Bila kt kolej....Bila kt umah....Perasaannye sememangnye berbeza. Hidup xkn same dsetiap tmpt. Tp korg kne igt, wlaupn berjauhan dr umah, pk lah matlamat korg berjauhan, metlamat korg merantau, matlamat korg pergi ke unversiti. Walau ape pn matlamatnye, jgnlah korg terpesong dr niat yg sbna. This is my last blog b4 im going back 2 Jengka n face for my final exam. Again, wish me luck, and may Allah bless u all...

cheers =)

Tgh2 aku mlayari intenet tbe2 aku tjmpe bnda ni. Try2 la bc rakan2ku =P

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UNTUK SAUDARA2 KU YG SEDANG MENCARI CALON..

Before marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the tOP...

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the numbered buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

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Haha...hilarious!!

~*StaR-DeE Week*~

Yes at last..'Study week' a.k.a 'Minggu belajar'. Minggu yg dtgu2 oleh stiap mahasiswa2 iutm. Bahkan juga mgkn mahasiswa2Universiti laen.(cewah gle skema ayt). ehem2..*sound check* k.

Even though ni study week, byk cabaran2 yg harus dhadapi utk menyambut khadiran mgu ni. Antaranya..ha. yg aku post kt bwh ni la. Igtkn smpai ctu jer ctenye..tp sbnanye ade lg. Projek utk subjk multimedia kne anta ari senin a.k.a aku da blk da! aduks..but no worry, 'coz my group partner will be back on that day and WILL submit on that day. But sadly, this evening he call and ask "weh, video xleh play r..aku da burn da dlm cd. yg laen button2 sume ok". So that mean..xanta lg la tu. And luckily, the lecturer is still outstation. Haha!!

So stdy week means to study. but yet, 3days had elapsed and I've never read any book..! except Majalah Ujang and Detektif Conan. ehe..(Did sudoku included too??...) poyo jer bwk blk buku Management (cewah) tp xsentuh pn. Last time sentuh mse nk kuakn buku tu dr beg lalu mletakkannye diatas meja adkku. Haha..ble plak adk aku blaja Management.

Pape pn..doakn aku bjaya dlm peperiksaan nnt..ameen...

F**King WEEK!

For the 1st time im updating my blog in JENGKA..yeah. Actually right now im uploading my web page for my Internet Programming subject..which we have to create a web page. My individual one was only kiddy2 style. haha..but not with my Group project which also concist of system and database. cool huh..

so..this week was the most tention-pressure-brain blowing-criticism-and-so-on week i ever had..! 5 straight test for 3 days, 2 presentation, 3 report and lot of assignment to be done and all MUST be submit b4 going home 4 stdy week. and i got somewhere like 3 days left! Like hell!! arrghh!!!

So i think..this is what will happen when u are procrastinating...duh..

Da azan subuh da..gotta go...
edit: Check out the web page that i created. Comment if u want
http://www.geocities.com/oki_014